100 Things You Don’t Know about your face SJW Necromancer.

Get to know the evil.

1. Sometimes when I’m very stressed out I sing.
2. I am a natural tenor. My singing voice is more Johnny Cash than ‘Yonce.
3. When I was little I planned on being a novelist, burlesque dancer, blues singer, philanthropist.
4. I have a setlist of songs I would like to torch sing sometime.
5. I REALLY fucking nerd out over: dead stuff, decomp, dinosaurs, insects, extrapolating weird shit in fictional universes (outside of my own writing), Star Trek, Star Wars, sharks,language and stretching it, fruit. Food. Lots of stuff. I’m a nerd to the bone and a creepy little weirdo who loves dead things and dreams of having taxidermy pets THE ULTIMATE being a two headed baby cow.
6. I am very afraid of birds but am working on it because crows really like my partner and some of our neighborhood ones recognize us.
7. I don’t celebrate most US holidays. I do however celebrate holiday pay.
8. My optimal methodology of eating is heavily HAES and fruit influenced.
9. I miss my fatter body terribly.
10. My ideas about success and wealth are heavily influenced by eating, underpants and rest.
11. I am basically a bag of asshole cats in a human suit.
12. I dream about being able to swim to the deepest most terrifying parts of the ocean as well as going into space.